Ah, Blago Memories Light the Corners of My Mind…
Posted By: Michael Sweeney
Dec. 11, 2009
Not being a parent, I guess I don’t have as much direct, running-around-under-my-nose-everyday evidence of how quickly (and seemingly unnoticed) an entire year can pass by (frankly, there’s not much difference between the then-6-year-old and now-7-year-old kitty siblings – Gracie and Pumpkin – at our house).
So…I suppose I was a bit startled to learn that we had (already?) hit the first anniversary of the early-morning, unexpected FBI arrest of then-IL Governor (and now universal punchline) Rod Blagojevich. Aw, look at how BIG our cute, extremely funny political scandal has gotten! Why, any day now it’ll be walking around by itself, talking non-stop, going to school, moving out on its own, and trying to get Judge Zagel to let it go make a few desperately-needed dimes on a crappy reality-television show off in the jungles of Costa Rica! (Just gotta pinch its rosy, cute lil’ cheeks and ruffle up its beautiful hair!) [Important Note: DO NOT touch The Hair…]
In case you need to get fully up to speed – AND share our sense of utter surprise (and more than a few semi-cheap laughs) – I heartily direct any interested readers to some of The Stonecipher Report’s deep coverage and analysis of the whole trying-to-sell-the-Obama-Senate-seat, trying-to-bribe-the-Chicago-Tribune-off-his-back, trying-to-cut-deals-and-make-some-dough, [effing] golden scandal that sucked our youngish, overly-ambitious (AND oft-delusional) Governor down the crapper and spit him out as a should-be-ashamed (yet apparently ain’t) pariah…
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