Online "University" Allows FOX News’s Cryin’ Pitchman to Try and Rewrite History – One Scribbled-On Blackboard at a Time…
Posted By: Michael Sweeney
July 14, 2010
If you’ve got one of those computers and just $9.95 per month – or 75 smackers per year – (in check, credit, or even valuable gold!), you can get an education miles beyond what’s available at all those hoity-toity Ivy League or California state universities. Yes, for just a teensy bit more effort and attention than watching TV, you can get a fine, trust-worthy, passive, non-studying, no-reading-required "real" American education from trusted sources chosen by a beloved, thoughtful, tearful modern patriot.
Welcome to Beck University! And, hey, screw the "Liberal Arts" sorta, elitist, from-the-top-down kinda education that they’re selling over at Harvard or Yale or ESPECIALLY UC-Berkeley (and we STILL ain’t too fond of places like the University of Wisconsin at Madison and Kent State, either). Nah, this is where you’re gonna find – and, lookit this! I just made this up! – a "Conservative Arts" degree in all the important things about our beloved Homeland that those pinko tenured profs WON’T teach you (what with their robes and their pipes and their assumed tendencies to vote Democratic). Allow the Great Man, Glenn Beck himself, to fill you in about – for example – our first hour of online classes, on "Faith 101": "You will learn more in the next hour than you probably learned in your entire life about American history!"